Last night, I had a dream that I was making out with Ralph Fiennes and he turned into Voldemort in the middle of the session. I have never read nor seen anything Harry Potter, but of course I know what all of the movie characters look like, and Voldemort is SCARY. I mean, he full-on turned into the corpse-colored dude with SCARY teeth and a SCARY no-nose. Everything sort of went gray and cold around me, and I jerked awake from the fright, only to find myself sweating from the terror. Yeah, it sounds funny when I describe it, but I was genuinely scared.
In other news, it’s Friday! Yay! Bon weekend, everyone.
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